Jordan's definitions

hammy

A way of refering to ones hamstring/s.

My hammies are as sore as hell after that run.

by Jordan March 15, 2005

Shamrock

(n.)Anything that is passed off as being true Rock n' Roll, but which a majority of people believe otherwise. Fig 1. Limp Bizkit. See also: Creed.

The bar was playing Creed? Now that's one kind of shamrock I don't want on St. Patrick's day.

by jordan March 17, 2005

Science Hill High School

The most racist fighting pot smoking thinking they are crunk non-virginous school. and in the middle of freakin nowhere covered in gum.

Guy: I got to science hill high school.
Girl: omg(walking away)
guy: Man, why do i have to be from such a stupid town?

by Jordan March 18, 2005

rake

to thrash or totally dominate in competition

I was raken ou there on the basketball court.

by Jordan March 22, 2005

lowbag

A gay person.

when playing the notes F-A-G on a guitar, it sounds like the notes B-A-G, just a bit lower in pitch.

"dude elliot, quit being such a lowbag and put on some real pants"

by jordan March 22, 2005

lowbagging

when a guy crams his nuts into someone elses ass. like teabagging, only in the ass.

derived from lowbag

"so i heard he was lowbagging some dude and the guy shat all over his nuts."

by jordan March 22, 2005

not at all

Meaning not in a million years.
Made popular by a certain group of students at St.Mary's College of Maryland

My friend: "You should watch Gigli, it's not as bad as everyone said"

Me:"Not at all!"

by jordan March 23, 2005