Jordan's definitions

wtd

what the deuce

wtd is your problem

by jordan May 26, 2004

Bogg

A person whom you like to make fun of. See petrified turd. See also aunt jamima

Why are you looking at Bogg?

by Jordan January 8, 2004

chieftain

Think about holding the blunt for an extended period of time beyond the first and second exhale. A member of chief mode.

"cough,chieftain,cough!"
"CHEIFTAIN"
"Stop chiefing"
"Are you comfortable, chief?"

by Jordan May 13, 2005

playstation2

Apparently, an excuse for homophobia, sniping and petty bickering...

2 is for twice the insults, with the new Sony playstation2. Incidentally, we can't be bothered to press shift or spacebar - it's PlayStation 2, by the way.

by Jordan February 15, 2004

Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

joan baez

The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.

Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!

by jordan March 17, 2004

preppie

a bitch who thinks that they are a god because the wear gay ass american asshole and abercrombie and bitch you know stuff like that

i suck dick because im a preppie

by jordan March 7, 2004