jello biafra

Former lead singer of Dead Kennedys. Political activist, genius. Jello for pres.!! Supposedly an asshole. Who knows...Jello IS the fucking Dead Kennedys.

Jello = pure genius!
Yum...Jello.
Damn...Jello was hot!

by Jordan December 17, 2004

chieftain

Think about holding the blunt for an extended period of time beyond the first and second exhale. A member of chief mode.

"cough,chieftain,cough!"
"CHEIFTAIN"
"Stop chiefing"
"Are you comfortable, chief?"

by Jordan May 13, 2005

sinjamin

1-Any person who is of less than desireable social value, or displays characteristics generally posessed by the aforementioned variety of people.
2-(exclamation) a saying that expresses distaste for an object or event.

1- "did you meet katie's new boyfriend?"
"yeah, that chris vokes kid? what a sinjamin"

2- "yo dude, i cant make the Bills game, I have to take my girlfrend out"
"SINJAMIN!!!"

by Jordan April 12, 2004

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006

It stank up in this bitch.

There is a very bad smell in the building/structure you're currently in.

Jessica: What is that smell?
Jordan: Yeah! It stank up in this bitch.

by Jordan June 18, 2006

Timsmom

A bitch ass hoe who likes to suck on my big fat nuts

Whores
Slutts
Bitches
Douchers

by Jordan February 25, 2003

hammy

A way of refering to ones hamstring/s.

My hammies are as sore as hell after that run.

by Jordan March 15, 2005