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Another word for nigger, one that may not get u shot in the hood. but ur ass kicked all the same.
you kneegar get away from my car. Tim Chen is a kneegar.
kneegar by Jordan February 29, 2004
A genre of music that targets 13-21-year-old males who seek a Hard Rock sound, yet still seek such music through MTV-type outlets. Such music is given great care and concern when appealing to such an audience; thus it is often produced, analyzed, and marketed down to the finest deltail, giving it an air of high-production fakeness that one gets when watching a Hollywood Sitcom.
Tom thinks he's so cool with all those vintage clothes and that spiked hair; he's always claiming to be the king of underground music. But when we were in his car, he only played Dude Rock.
Dude Rock by Jordan February 28, 2004

Baroness 

Shes a right Baroness
Baroness by Jordan February 22, 2004
Any animal, preferably a house pet, especially a dog or cat.
"So what'd you do today?"
"Well I had lunch with Benjamin, walked Dreegs, then went to Sears"
dreeg by Jordan February 18, 2004

playstation2

Apparently, an excuse for homophobia, sniping and petty bickering...
2 is for twice the insults, with the new Sony playstation2. Incidentally, we can't be bothered to press shift or spacebar - it's PlayStation 2, by the way.
playstation2 by Jordan February 15, 2004
Secret organization from a series of unfortunate events, asoue. V stands for Volunteer. The books have yet to reveal the entire and true meaning, but so far there are theories that include 'volunteer fire department' or 'volunteer fire detectives.'
When we drive away in secret
You'll be a Volunteer
So don't scream when we take you,
The World Is Quiet Here
VFD by Jordan February 15, 2004
"A Series of Unfortunate Events." The most nefarious book series in the world. All hail Lemony Snicket.
She read ASOUE ten times.
asoue by Jordan February 15, 2004