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pooker

Some crazy expression used in a dumbass Aerosmith song called Darkness. Stigmatic's song called darkenss is 1000 times better.
I am scared of pookers so ill visit www.stigmaticband.com
by Jordan March 15, 2004
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Suckilucious

Word meaning suck or sucks...like the kind of suck when something is bad or when you dont want to do something
This is suckilucious
by Jordan October 19, 2004
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Religionously Incorrect

1.)Being wrong about someone's religion purposly to be a fucking ass licker 2.) Racist towards black people 3.) Unknowning that your insulting a confrotation man of a GOD and you'll be soon friend with a lighting-thunder bolt up your ass hole.
1.)Quit calling me a Dick it's Religionously Incorrect!
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.
by Jordan February 4, 2003
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crapassination

crapping your ass inside out and spilling your bodily fluids from your bum
by jordan November 17, 2003
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lowbagging

when a guy crams his nuts into someone elses ass. like teabagging, only in the ass.

derived from lowbag
"so i heard he was lowbagging some dude and the guy shat all over his nuts."
by jordan March 22, 2005
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invictuz

A pathetic fatass who sits on his computer all day eating burger king and trying to tell himself to ignore all the fat comments her receives. He one day hopes to control the burger king empire, so he doed not have to pay for the 30 burgers he eats a day. One day he is to realize he has no friends and will commit suicide.
by jordan December 12, 2004
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Foogle Mungler

1.)To become a homosexual Pedophile after violently gang banging a DILF.
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile
1.) Dude 1"Sorry dude I can't go rapewith someones Dad tonight"
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.
by Jordan February 4, 2003
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