JorDAN's definitions

Spoon

what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk

dude pj, wanna spoon with me

by Jordan January 4, 2004

Smush

Verb; To Smush. Smushing, Smushed.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.

I was talking to this cute girl the other day and she gave me a great compliment, I couldn't stop smushing.

by Jordan June 11, 2004

luponizewer

a stupid fag who is a person who will not leave there name in a damn chatterbox and leavens rude comments

an example is the person who oputs anoymouns

by jordan January 24, 2005

lesbianage

the act of spying on lesbians

Jordan likes to take part in lesbianage.

by Jordan February 8, 2004

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

srop

a typo of the word stop... usually demonstrates a clumbsy left typing hand and innaccurate presicion of the middle finger. These people usually suffer from a condition know as 'sropage' and will most likely die.

srop fucking with me, I've had enough of your rascism.

if you're gonna tell someone to "stop" something, type it right, if you have the skill.

by Jordan September 26, 2004

psp

Overrated handheld made by Sony. Is being PWND by the DS. It's not known by everyone, but the DS actually CAN play movies and stuff.

Check it out! I'm on the internet with my PSP! Isn't it- *battery dies*

by Jordan April 24, 2005