JorDAN's definitions

Plirnk

To eat a large object

Joey just plirnked that whole fucking turtle!

by Jordan January 28, 2005

optimist

One who usually expects a favorable outcome.One who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views

Aaron says Jamie is very OPTIMIST. This makes Aaron a fucking tard and wrong.

by Jordan July 12, 2003

Feeble Feedback

Farts that sound rough and tough. They may often have a thumpy consistency. But wait, there's more...okay...okay.

Hey there Mr. Feeble Feedback, check out aunt jamima while you're at it. Thanks yo.

by Jordan January 8, 2004

money mouth

someone who loves whirlled peas and faggots

man savannah is such a money mouth

by jordan September 6, 2004

stinkbug

To grab a skateboard rail between your legs with your butt sticking out resembling a Stinkbug releasing its defencive juices.

It's weird to see a professional racer grabbin' stinkbug these days...

by Jordan June 17, 2006

mo

Short for homo, which is short for homosexual.

My roommate andy is a huge mo.

by Jordan March 10, 2005

patti smith

poet, musician. books include seventh heaven, witt, and the coral sea. lead singer of the patti smith group. widow of fred smith.

patti smith wrote the song "ask the angels" which the distillers covered in their self-titled first album.

by jordan February 10, 2004