Jonny Tennant's definitions
name used by northern Irish unionist politician David Irvine to describe electronic music/music with repetative beats
"They had me up all night playing that bloody woodpecker music, the needle must be stuck on the record".
by Jonny Tennant December 13, 2005
Get the woodpecker musicmug. Irish expression for a penis, coming from the well known and much loved guttering company, Wavin Pipes.
''I was sorely tempted to give her the wav. The way she was looking at me made me feel very peculiar indeed, inside my tummy''. Commented Eugene, regretfully.
''Did you give her a length of the wav?'' Asked Tony.
''Feck off, you greaseball, practically everything that comes out of your mouth is innapropriate''. Replied the bitterly disgruntled and weary employee.
''Did you give her a length of the wav?'' Asked Tony.
''Feck off, you greaseball, practically everything that comes out of your mouth is innapropriate''. Replied the bitterly disgruntled and weary employee.
by Jonny Tennant June 11, 2006
Get the wavmug. example 1.
"I'm going to play one or two half decent tunes at the start and then play mainly annoying rubbish for the rest of the night". Said the CDJ.
example 2.
The youths would not go into the club as they felt that it was a meatmarket, they were also concerned that it only had a CDJ.
"I'm going to play one or two half decent tunes at the start and then play mainly annoying rubbish for the rest of the night". Said the CDJ.
example 2.
The youths would not go into the club as they felt that it was a meatmarket, they were also concerned that it only had a CDJ.
by Jonny Tennant December 13, 2005
Get the CDJmug. "I'm just going to spin a few hoops and then we can go to the shops" shouted Paul the DJ to his wife Sharon who was upstairs after a bath, trying to get the new curtains up in the front room. The newlyweds had originally been going to go with a sort of lime green and mauve art and design style pettern, but in the end they opted for the simpler orange ones that they had seen earlier in the less expensive shop downstairs, where Sharon had had an episode and had started calling other customers offensive names and laughing at them, possibly because of Pauls' inadequacy.
by Jonny Tennant December 28, 2005
Get the hoopsmug. Term of derision, referring to the early 90s' and occasionally present phenomenon of people wearing fleccy tracksuits.
by Jonny Tennant December 28, 2005
Get the flecmug. "ya fackin toilet, youve gone and got me the wrong bloody baccy, Lucie, hes gone and got me the wrong bloody baccy". Said Ian.
by Jonny Tennant December 28, 2005
Get the toiletmug. To comprehend or like something. Possibly coming from the Irish- An Dtuigeann tu? meaning, Do you understand.
''Hey Willie, I'm totally diggin your new hair do!''. Remarked Roger sarcastically, after Rogers' near fatal accident with the strimmer. And this wasn't the first time the two lads had nearly come to blows.There was that time when rude Roger had slagged poor Willies' old man off for having only one ball,a piece of information that Roger should have never found out, if only it wasn't
for Willies' loud mouthed ex Grainne and her tactless ways. Man that girl was a shit-talker if ever I saw one. What about the time when Roger, that utter bastard was jeering Willie about only having one eye, especially when it was indirectly Rogers' fault that Wilie had come to lose the eye in the first place. ''One eyed Willie, one eyed Willie''. Yeah, really funny Roger, HOW original. Bastard.
for Willies' loud mouthed ex Grainne and her tactless ways. Man that girl was a shit-talker if ever I saw one. What about the time when Roger, that utter bastard was jeering Willie about only having one eye, especially when it was indirectly Rogers' fault that Wilie had come to lose the eye in the first place. ''One eyed Willie, one eyed Willie''. Yeah, really funny Roger, HOW original. Bastard.
by Jonny Tennant July 4, 2006
Get the Digmug.