cut ass

when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea
when jon cuts ass everyone keels over
by jonny March 12, 2003
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livestrong

a yellow bracelet that everyone wears and half of them doesn't even know that its to support cancer
Hey mista ill buy that livestrong from you for 20 bux even though i no its only worth 1... yay im coooool!
by jonny October 03, 2004
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Hornbies

Post 1989 supporters of Arsenal football club. Derived from the novelist 'Nick Hornby', author of Fever Pitch. A book about how he was such a huge Arsenal fan, he couldn't be arsed to travel 200 miles to watch them win their first title for 18 years.
The Hornbies have developed a case of Wengervision again.
by Jonny December 23, 2003
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CHAVHUNTER

Originally a demi-god whose soul purpose was to destroy the common chav.
Now it is a term dedicated to those brave few who roam Britain's cold rainy streets, draped in their superior black and beholding great knowledge and wit. They often hang out in rock clubs, where they build their armies of darkness until they are ready to march to the Chav lair... the place they call 'McDonalds.'
Please donate generously to your local Chavhunter society. Just £2 a month will help make the world a better place.
Clutching his tridant, the chavhunter stood alone in the shadows, his black leather coat fluttering violently in the breeze. He was waiting for his prey to arrive.
by Jonny January 03, 2005
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nuff

1) A statement to express inner calm and tranquility.
2) Has been more recently misconceived of not being bothered or not having the energy to do something.
1) nuff nuff nuff (repeat till fade)
2) feeling nuffed or feeling the nuff
by Jonny November 16, 2004
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shmere

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).
by jonny April 04, 2003
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shmere

shmere? wats that mean?
by jonny April 03, 2003
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