shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

by jonny April 05, 2003

shmere

i don't understand

shmere? wats that mean?

by jonny April 04, 2003

noobzor

some fuckin wanker that thought he could rip off the word noob

omg ur such a noobzor

by Jonny October 13, 2003

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny April 29, 2007

limnifigistic

State of being where your brain is so blank you're thinking retarded thoughts.

dude 1:"Dude, I was so out of it last i nite!"
dude 2"Yeah man, you were limnifigistic!"

by Jonny July 24, 2004

shnook

a fat man with small balls

Leigh Brandt (Teo's brother)

by jonny October 03, 2004

uped

short for being showed up. Se also, owned, ruled, schooled

Man, you got uped bad.

by Jonny June 20, 2004