Jon Himself's definitions

ace of spadez

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal

Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

jizz drizzle

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.

Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

virginian

A girl who's never had one slip past the goalie, or been dickled

{person 1} damn Juniors still trying to bone ba donka donk?

{person 2} dude, she's a virginian, so its gonna take a fucking month of sundays

by Jon Himself August 1, 2003

fat mans charm

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

boobins

Mammary glands that are quite satisfactory

I was out with this bizzniotch, and I bought her some Mcdonalds, while in my car, we went at it, and I was all over the Boobins and Poontown, before I even kissed her. *respect*

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

dickled

the act of copulating with a male, getting the business, taking the high hard one, fornicating

dude, tash is getting dickled by every guy in the 815 area code, how ghey

by Jon Himself September 11, 2003

whorebagger

see nor-cal

damn, lisa's acting like a whorebagger today

by Jon Himself June 2, 2003