by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
I was out with this bizzniotch, and I bought her some Mcdonalds, while in my car, we went at it, and I was all over the Boobins and Poontown, before I even kissed her. *respect*
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.
the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
a Goateee
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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by Jon Himself July 31, 2003