shit giblets

small turds that come out leaving you unsatisfied in the wiping process

Yo, look at the shit giblets I left in your mommas bathroom

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

ball cleavage

Normally displayed when a Male is wearing short- shorts, devoid of underwear, and his genitalia proceeds to sneak through the leg holes

I was out doing some yardwork, it was hotter than hell, my ball cleavage was definitely showing

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

whorebagger

see nor-cal

damn, lisa's acting like a whorebagger today

by Jon Himself June 02, 2003

fat mans charm

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

virginian

A girl who's never had one slip past the goalie, or been dickled

{person 1} damn Juniors still trying to bone ba donka donk?

{person 2} dude, she's a virginian, so its gonna take a fucking month of sundays

by Jon Himself August 01, 2003

assmuffin

dry pieces of shit that accumulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs

damn, I need to start wiping better, I had ass muffins all over the place!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

safe haven

The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.

Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"

by Jon Himself July 01, 2003