by Jon June 10, 2004
n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.
1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."
by Jon January 19, 2004
Comes from the south of London... wimbledon area. describing people with slick greasy combed back hair
by Jon July 07, 2004
The pathetic excuse for humor, the annoyance of one's own opinion to state utterance of what he cannot comprehend.
Cheeses of Nazareth are Cheeto's made in Nazareth, plus it is known as sarcasum of what religion has portrayed as a negitive effect upon society for many, many years.
This however does not excuse the first definition on this page. The guy who wrote that is just an ignorant bastard.
Cheeses of Nazareth are Cheeto's made in Nazareth, plus it is known as sarcasum of what religion has portrayed as a negitive effect upon society for many, many years.
This however does not excuse the first definition on this page. The guy who wrote that is just an ignorant bastard.
"Cheeses of Nazareth taste better then american cheeto's." "Yeah, they do, and that reminds me of the BS religion has done to our country, world. Someone should do something about the misinformation of societies common knowledge."
by Jon January 09, 2004
Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.
2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.
3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.
2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.
3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.
by Jon May 23, 2003
1. American born Chinese.
2. Chinese who acts like he/she was born in America
3. Chinese with faux accent
2. Chinese who acts like he/she was born in America
3. Chinese with faux accent
by jon January 12, 2005
by Jon March 26, 2005