After a long day of work at the local newsagents, the shopkeeper finally decided to lock the shop up and retire to his bedroom, where his wife eagerly awaited him.
He headed upstairs, stripping as he went until he reached the bedroom door, which he excitedly pushed open...only to find his brother making love to his wife on the bed.
His son then appeared in the doorway behind him.
"LMTO" he laughed and his turban slid off his head.
1. The pieces of cereal that get stuck outside of the bag, but inside of the cardboard box, and then get stale and then you have to recycle them even though you know you’re not supposed to recycle cereal.
2. Exclamation of surprise or disgust (often used in plural form)
3. Someone who is not wanted, ruins things, or gets in the way
I had so many lertonipodes in my cereal box this morning!!