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Burrnasty

When you are getting a blow job, sitting down, grab the girls head a shove her nose in your ass crack. When you do that fart on her face.
I just burrnastied this dirty slut.
by Jon February 27, 2005
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VH1

A telvision station created by Viacom that is famous for looking back at things popular twenty years ago.
I like VH1 because I REALLY care what C-Level celebrities have to say about the Eighies.
by Jon December 29, 2004
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Washington State

Agreeing with ":)", Washington IS the best state. I wish I lived there, instead I live in the horrible state (For lack of a better word) California.
I would give anything to move to Bainbridge Island, in the beautiful State of Washington.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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fool's errand

A task which is widely known to be unwise, yet is carried out against a person's better judgement.
He went to her house to tell her he loved her, even though her husband was home. It was a fool's errand.
by Jon February 17, 2005
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Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.
Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!
by Jon December 4, 2004
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circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.
When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.
by Jon April 5, 2005
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chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.
"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."
by Jon April 13, 2004
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