threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes
trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)
by Jon February 22, 2005
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Grand Central

An anomaly to me. It doesn't make sense. It is the largest train station in the world. It's one of the most gorgeous pieces of architect work and artwork in American history. It is a piece of art to walk through there. Yet it is only served by Metro-North Commuter Rail Road, the second largest commuter railroad in the nation. The first, Long Island Railroad, and not far behind New Jersey Transit, AND Amtrak ALL THREE operate out of Penn Station, a tiny basement under Madison Square Garden. Half of the tracks at Grand Central are empty. Why Amtrak was taken out of Grand Central is beyond me. The only reason Long Island Railroad and NJT aren't in there is because all tracks point north.
Grand Central has Metro-North Commuter Railroad, Subways (4)(5)(6)(7)(S), and lots and lots of shopping and food courts.
by Jon June 18, 2004
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klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!
by Jon October 10, 2004
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turk

Slang for a person from the Welsh town of Llanelli.

Came from the fact that many Turkish people used to turn up in Llanelli and some married into the locals.

Usually refers to supporters of Llanelli Rugby Football Club, or Llanelli Scarlets regional rugby team.
"The bloody Turks won again!"
by Jon May 16, 2004
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Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life
"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"
by Jon June 09, 2003
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fingercuff

The act in which a girl, usually a slut, has one Cock in her mouth and another in her vag.
When we were fingercuffing that bitch Leor hit her from behind so hard my whole 3 inch cock was forced into her mouth and she hurled all over the place.

Watch Chasing Amy and you can see that chick get finger cuffed. Well they talk about it atleast.
by Jon December 07, 2003
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hetro

Same as Hetero Correct spelling.
A heterosexual person.
No anal for me i am hetro.
by jon February 09, 2004
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