Jollyer's definitions
A Vehicklian is someone who only eats meat from animals killed by vehicles or "roadkill" as it is colloquially known.
Cletus survives on a purely Vehicklian diet. His trailer is next to Route 66 so he has an constant supply of free meat; rabbit, possum, coyote, squirrel and the odd mountain lion.
by Jollyer May 31, 2019
Get the vehicklianmug. A man who doesn't believe in religion. Unless its one of those fringe religions that lets you marry several women a generation younger than you.
I was agpolyistic and never thought I'd become a believer but I now live by the word as do my five lovely young wives.
by Jollyer July 14, 2018
Get the agpolyisticmug. A lycra-wearing cyclist who shape changes into a bicycle-riding wolf when there's a full moon. They then randomly break off wing mirrors and shout abuse at motorists who they think have wronged them.
The other night I was just minding my own business, sat at the traffic lights, and some passing lycranthrope broke off my wing mirror and implied that I indulge in self-abuse! Must be a full moon again.
by Jollyer December 6, 2020
Get the lycranthropemug. by Jollyer August 12, 2018
Get the deliverancymug.