A furloafer is a person who is taking advantage of the coronavirus furlough scheme to do very little.
Chris is spending his furlough time just loafing around the house watching telly and drinking beer. He has become a total furloafer.
by Jollyer May 26, 2020
A lycra-wearing cyclist who shape changes into a bicycle-riding wolf when there's a full moon. They then randomly break off wing mirrors and shout abuse at motorists who they think have wronged them.
The other night I was just minding my own business, sat at the traffic lights, and some passing lycranthrope broke off my wing mirror and implied that I indulge in self-abuse! Must be a full moon again.
by Jollyer December 06, 2020
A man who doesn't believe in religion. Unless its one of those fringe religions that lets you marry several women a generation younger than you.
I was agpolyistic and never thought I'd become a believer but I now live by the word as do my five lovely young wives.
by Jollyer July 14, 2018
Someone who is claiming sickness benefit for having an ailment that requires the use of a walking stick.
My back has gone totally, I'm off work and claiming sickness benefit, I'm on the stick for the foreseeable future.
by Jollyer March 02, 2016