Definitions by Jollyer

agpolyistic 

A man who doesn't believe in religion. Unless its one of those fringe religions that lets you marry several women a generation younger than you.

I was agpolyistic and never thought I'd become a believer but I now live by the word as do my five lovely young wives.

agpolyistic by Jollyer July 14, 2018

On the stick 

Someone who is claiming sickness benefit for having an ailment that requires the use of a walking stick.

My back has gone totally, I'm off work and claiming sickness benefit, I'm on the stick for the foreseeable future.

On the stick by Jollyer August 17, 2016

Doppleblobber 

Someone who looks exactly the same as you, your double, but with a lot of extra weight.

I was at the pizza restaurant and saw this man who looked exactly the same as you but carrying 150 extra pounds, you have a doppleblobber!

Doppleblobber by Jollyer June 25, 2015

disenfrantchised

A person is disenfrantchised when they can no longer rant about a particular issue because that issue has ended.

Old Dave at the pub is very unhappy he's been disenfrantchised; he was always ranting about how they should bring back National Service and now they have.

disenfrantchised by Jollyer June 8, 2015