A Vehicklian is someone who only eats meat from animals killed by vehicles or "roadkill" as it is colloquially known.
Cletus survives on a purely Vehicklian diet. His trailer is next to Route 66 so he has an constant supply of free meat; rabbit, possum, coyote, squirrel and the odd mountain lion.
by Jollyer May 31, 2019
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