Definitions by Joker X

I Just Did.

A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!

MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."



MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."


MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."

I Just Did. by Joker X March 2, 2004

Grucker 

A racial slur for Greek people.

"Stupid sheep-sucking GRUCKERS are all over my lawn! GO EAT A GYRO!

Grucker by Joker X January 28, 2004

will ferrell 

The greatest actor ever to grace the stage of SNL with his presence. Honestly, the most influentially genius and hilarious actor since Jim Carrey. There is no SNL side-show reject that even comes close to his greatness. (With an arguable acception to Dana Carvey and Chris Farley)

WILL FERRELL CANNOT BE TOUCHED! WORSHIP HIm!

will ferrell by Joker X December 8, 2003

Momchill 

Another word for when something doesn't go your way and how it sucks. (i.e bullshit)

"Damn, she's not going to let you come over her house? That is some straight momchill right there."

Momchill by Joker X November 21, 2003

Shlizzle 

A variation of "shnizzle" which originated from "Shizzle" which comes from "Shit." Also, could mean something is cool, awesome, pleasurable, or pleasing to someone else.

"I just stepped in dog shlizzle." OR "Yo man, this girl's poo-nanner is the SHLIZZLE MY NIZZLE BIZZLE FO RIZZLE BUT KEEPIZZLE ITIZZLE ON THE DOWNLIZZLE."

Shlizzle by Joker X November 15, 2003

spirit pit 

A spirit pit is when you put your penis into a woman's armpit and then cum.

She looked at me wierd when I gave her a Spirit Pit.

spirit pit by Joker X September 20, 2003

Jiff 

It's the hole under a woman's vagina that she pisses out of.

She smelled bad because she never wiped her jiff.

Jiff by Joker X September 20, 2003