Johnson's definitions

rtm

acronym for Ruining The Mood. When one disrupts the joyous balance in a social situation.

Steve rtm'ed the party by getting drunk and grabbing everyone's asses

by Johnson May 13, 2005

Stickyface

The act of ejaculating into a sock and smacking someone in the face with it.

Dude, Kyle totally gave Tim a stickyface this morning.

"I DUEL YOU! *smack*"

by Johnson March 7, 2003

angry serbian

a person who has lived or lives in serbia who becomes fairly disconcerted at certain things, usually regarding insulting his country by saying they play soccer with cans

boy: watch out! there's an angry serbian
angry serbian: cigla u glavu

by johnson October 15, 2003

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

FYROM

The acrenym for the Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia.

This country is abreviated by FYROM.

by JOHNSON November 2, 2003

Goodday

The greatest band ever to grace this earth

"hi im a member of Goodday"

by johnson December 19, 2003