18 definitions by JohnnyAZ
A: Have you met Mike's new boyfriend?
J: Nuh-uh.
A: Total skink.
J: Gee, how surprising. Where'd they meet?
A: The kid was hustling outside Wal-Mart.
J: Nuh-uh.
A: Total skink.
J: Gee, how surprising. Where'd they meet?
A: The kid was hustling outside Wal-Mart.
by JohnnyAZ May 28, 2006
An exceptionally vigorous butt-pounding between men in the dorsal-ventral position, generally noteworthy for its combination of depth, force and velocity, such that the poundee is transported to an otherworldly, orally-fixated state of extreme "hurt-so-good" pleasure as to unconsciously bite down on a pillow, duvet, forearm, Jack Russel terrier, or anything else that happens to come with close proximity of his mouth.
Josie: Did you see Tom last night?
Johnny: Until the lights went out, then I saw stars.
Josie: Total pillow-biter, huh?
Johnny: Been spitting out feathers all day.
Josie: The Tomster sure likes to pound ass.
Johnny: One of his many charms.
Josie: Many?
Johnny: Hey now...
Johnny: Until the lights went out, then I saw stars.
Josie: Total pillow-biter, huh?
Johnny: Been spitting out feathers all day.
Josie: The Tomster sure likes to pound ass.
Johnny: One of his many charms.
Josie: Many?
Johnny: Hey now...
by JohnnyAZ May 9, 2006
Verb or Noun: The act of grabbing someone someone's chin/cheeks between the thumb and fingers and squeezing/shaking her/his face in an moment of overwhelming affection (or the result of said act), usually performed by grandmothers and great aunts to a mensch or by old drunk queens to anyone within reach.
Aunt Marge walked in, got all verklempt and gave Akiva a love cup so fierce he had bruises on his cheeks for three days.
by JohnnyAZ May 1, 2006
Describes most new-construction neighborhoods or subdevelopments, characterized by cookie-cutter clone-homes and a morass of winding, interconnected, dead-end streets and cul-de-sacs, most of which have essentially the same name: Place del Gato, El Gato Lane, El Gato Drive, Campo de Gato Avenue, etc.
Note: Always be sure to carry water when entering a McNeighborhood as it may be a while before you find your way back out.
Note: Always be sure to carry water when entering a McNeighborhood as it may be a while before you find your way back out.
Jake: I'm so fucking annoyed.
John: What's up?
Jake: I just wasted two hours looking for take-out.
John: Slow day on the Net, huh?
Jake: No, I hooked up there right off the bat, but then drove around for an hour looking for the damn house and never found it.
John: Fucking McNeighborhoods!
Jake: Fucking Cabeza-del-Gato-Stravenue-bottom-bois!
John: What's up?
Jake: I just wasted two hours looking for take-out.
John: Slow day on the Net, huh?
Jake: No, I hooked up there right off the bat, but then drove around for an hour looking for the damn house and never found it.
John: Fucking McNeighborhoods!
Jake: Fucking Cabeza-del-Gato-Stravenue-bottom-bois!
by JohnnyAZ May 11, 2006