Johnny Twoguns's definitions

brains

oral sex

a slang term coined from the fact that head = brain.

'They call me the scarecrow, cuz I'm lookin' for some brain' - Nick gotta Cannon

by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004

South Cakalacky

South Carolina.

specifically: Greenville, N. Charleston, Colombia, Hilton Head, + Myrtle Beach.

These are the only cities that matter. Sorry to the rest of y'all.

exp: Greenville includes entire G-Ville county.

Reppin' dat 803, 864, and whatever the hell Charleston/Myrtle Beach's area code is.

by Johnny Twoguns August 4, 2004

u mad doggie

-Phrase coined by Harlem-bred rapper Cam'Ron.

Said to further aggravate someone who is mad.

'You just pissed me off!'

'U Mad Doggie?'

'Now I'm even more pissed off!'

by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004

hangtime

The length of a black person's cornrows on their neck. If thier braids don't reach AT LEAST their midneck, then they have no 'hang time'. If they've been growing their hair for more than three years and don't have hangtime they need to wear weave or cut thier hair off.

'Yo, that fool been growing his hair for five years and he still ain't got no hangtime. He just needs to cut that shit off.'

by Johnny Twoguns August 2, 2004

African-American

Politically correct term for black people.

‘I’m not frickin’ African American. I’m American. I have never been to Africa, and I never want to. I can barely tell you five countries in the stupid place.’

Black people aren’t offended by the word ‘black’. Only white people are. Which makes no sense whatsoever. Truthfully, if you came up to me and called me an ‘African American’ then I’d be offended, but if you called me ‘black’ I probably wouldn’t even notice.

by Johnny Twoguns August 5, 2004

no homo

phrase NOT coined by Cam'Ron, but by his young protege Juelz Santana.

used after a phrase that sounds ambigously gay or 'homo', so that your friends won't call you a 'homo'

very homophobic.

'no homo but we cockin' em' - Juelz Santana

'yo homie, i just spent five hours talking with my man on the phone, no homo' - random dude

by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004

crunk

High energy music criticized by hip-hop nerds who’ve never been to a club in their lives. They say it’s ‘ignorant’ and ‘taking black people back’, but I don’t see why having fun and partying makes you ‘ignorant’. It is also said to be ‘fake hiphop’ and that the ‘lyrics suck’, because it’s just club music. But hip-hop STARTED on club music. Plus, who the hell sits around analyzing lyrics in the club? NOBODY. If you’re listening to crunk on your TV, then you’re a fool.

And NO Lil' Jon didn't invent crunk..sweet god..

'We tend to get this general vicinity and all surrounding areas indubitably crunk!!' - Lil' Jon

by Johnny Twoguns August 4, 2004