Johnny Twoguns's definitions

brains

oral sex

a slang term coined from the fact that head = brain.

'They call me the scarecrow, cuz I'm lookin' for some brain' - Nick gotta Cannon

by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004

g-vegas

Nickname that lame hicks in Greenville, NC stole from Greenville, SC.

Greenville, SC - Real city.
Greenville, NC - College town.

by Johnny Twoguns August 9, 2004

u mad

see u mad doggie

addition: This phrase was coined by Cam'Ron on the Bill O'Rielly show. The Harlem-bred rapper used it, when Bill began to get upset to further piss him off.

'Please, let me finish Cam'Ron. Let me finish!'

'Aha Aha! U Mad! U Mad!'

by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004

South Cakalacky

South Carolina.

specifically: Greenville, N. Charleston, Colombia, Hilton Head, + Myrtle Beach.

These are the only cities that matter. Sorry to the rest of y'all.

exp: Greenville includes entire G-Ville county.

Reppin' dat 803, 864, and whatever the hell Charleston/Myrtle Beach's area code is.

by Johnny Twoguns August 4, 2004

crunk

High energy music criticized by hip-hop nerds who’ve never been to a club in their lives. They say it’s ‘ignorant’ and ‘taking black people back’, but I don’t see why having fun and partying makes you ‘ignorant’. It is also said to be ‘fake hiphop’ and that the ‘lyrics suck’, because it’s just club music. But hip-hop STARTED on club music. Plus, who the hell sits around analyzing lyrics in the club? NOBODY. If you’re listening to crunk on your TV, then you’re a fool.

And NO Lil' Jon didn't invent crunk..sweet god..

'We tend to get this general vicinity and all surrounding areas indubitably crunk!!' - Lil' Jon

by Johnny Twoguns August 4, 2004

hangtime

The length of a black person's cornrows on their neck. If thier braids don't reach AT LEAST their midneck, then they have no 'hang time'. If they've been growing their hair for more than three years and don't have hangtime they need to wear weave or cut thier hair off.

'Yo, that fool been growing his hair for five years and he still ain't got no hangtime. He just needs to cut that shit off.'

by Johnny Twoguns August 2, 2004

white tee

A long white t-shirt (3xl-6xl) that is worn like a dress by urban youths. Worn with baggy jeans, a fitted cap, and white forces.

In Baltimore, cats wear it to fit 'the uniform', so when cops say, 'I'm lookin' for a black youth in a long white t-shirt, baggy jeans, and white nikes', he won't be able to tell who he's looking for.'

Baltimore can do this because it's a gaint ghetto, a southern state in the north.

'Look at Master P is his xtra meduim shirt, that's not a true white tee!'

Extra Meduim - Very long shirt in length, but sleeves don't go below elbow.

by Johnny Twoguns August 2, 2004