flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.
The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.
by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008
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plank

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.
by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007
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polar thumb

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long
I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.
by Johnny Tats March 24, 2008
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buttchug

an extremely homosexual ritual performed by fraternity brothers on their new pledges in which beer is poured down one brothers ass crack and into the mouth of the eagerly awaiting pledge
I thought about joining their fraternity, but I found out that they do the buttchug and that was it for me.
by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008
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championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population
I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.
by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008
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butt rocker

A tattoo on a womans lower back above har butt.
Damn, that is one sexy butt rocker on that bitch!
by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007
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Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman
Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!
by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008
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