shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again

I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.

by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007

championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.

by Johnny Tats July 29, 2008

q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

by Johnny Tats October 16, 2007

corn camper

a term for a flaming homosexual

That new guy at work is a fucking corn camper!

by Johnny Tats November 09, 2007

assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

by Johnny Tats December 10, 2007

paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.

I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.

by Johnny Tats November 08, 2007