fauxhemian

Conforming to a safe, middle class lifestyle but with the superficial pretense of an alternative or Bohemian lifestyle.

People who live in Stoke Newington or read The Guardian may like to believe they maintain the values of their radical student days but the shallowness of their fauxhemian conceit would quickly be revealed if they were expected to sacrifice some aspect of their comfortable lives.

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003

Low chin

When a gay man or lesbian woman sticks their jaw in the arse of an individual of the opposite sex.

I'm going to low chin you so god damn hard

by Johnny S. December 07, 2019

wee me

Derogatory term for a member of the Free Presbyterian Church, possibly deriving from their supposed belief of being the sole recipients of Salvation. (N. Ireland)

"Did you see the fuss that Paisley's lot made?"
"That's the wee mes for you."

by Johnny S. April 01, 2003

Knackers

Something annoying

That is well knackers

by Johnny S. April 10, 2021

Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

FUF

FUF is short for "Fucked up Fridays" a drinking game

Anyone one up for FUF

by Johnny S. November 04, 2020

Tumourall

The name given to the tumour that grows on a testicle

I've been trying to grow my Tumourall so that I could win the contest this year

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020