15 definitions by Johnny S.
by Johnny S. October 30, 2020
by Johnny S. November 4, 2020
A sex position involving two individuals rubbing each others body with theirs, with cum; most often seamen.
by Johnny S. February 5, 2019
(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)
He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.
by Johnny S. April 1, 2003
Conforming to a safe, middle class lifestyle but with the superficial pretense of an alternative or Bohemian lifestyle.
People who live in Stoke Newington or read The Guardian may like to believe they maintain the values of their radical student days but the shallowness of their fauxhemian conceit would quickly be revealed if they were expected to sacrifice some aspect of their comfortable lives.
by Johnny S. April 1, 2003
by Johnny S. December 7, 2019