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magick

Something that; although you might be tempted to believe, just isn't real. Like free health care.
I don't care what the witch's manual says, it's all fake. Honestly? Do you TimeWarner would really print something like that?
by Johnny Pseudonym August 26, 2005
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Protestant

Those Christians who broke away from the corrupt Catholic Church of the 16th century so that they could form their own judgmental, jingoistic, and batshit crazy sect of Christianty.
Protestant is the P in WASP.
by Johnny Pseudonym June 25, 2005
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Super-China

The Dominion of Super-China is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-working, cynical population of 26 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing.

Military spending is on the increase, refugees from other nations are flocking to Super-China's border, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super-China's national animal is the fugu fish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the uranium peso.
(Nationstates.net, copyright Max Barry)
"God hates the Fat Children!"-motto of Super China
by Johnny Pseudonym January 15, 2005
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Tanas Shadowblade

Just one of the many simple pawns in a plot for world domination, which is spearheaded by the diabolical Faile. Arch-nemesis of the benevolent and omnisence Mr. DeNacho.
"I love the taste of fresh Baby!"-Tanas Shadowblade
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
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The Lord

God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.
The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 14, 2005
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Death Penalty

A double-edged sword. No human has the true authority to condemn someone to death, however, The Death Penalty does seem satisfying in some specific cases.
I hated friday nights lights, the director deserves the Death Penalty.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
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Transhumanism

A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.
In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.
by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008
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