Hydrokenesis

The most common display of mental power, it's the excretion of Urine.

Bill used Hydrokenesis to make the toliet seat very icky.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 20, 2005

Protestant

Those Christians who broke away from the corrupt Catholic Church of the 16th century so that they could form their own judgmental, jingoistic, and batshit crazy sect of Christianty.

Protestant is the P in WASP.

by Johnny Pseudonym June 11, 2005

Regression

A stress-related defense mechanism. Involves reverting to immature behavior when presented with a stressful situation or hurtful information.

The Europeans were very regressive when they realised that Paris and London had been replaced by New York and Rio de Janiero.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI

Formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, successor of John Paul II. So far he hasn't done much; but that's why he as chosen. The Conclave didn't want another long papacy. (It should be noted that he entered the Hitler youth when membership was complusory. He didn't have a choice in the matter.)

Pope Benedict XVI wears a funny hat.

by Johnny Pseudonym August 02, 2005

The Lord

God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.

The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 15, 2005

hoagie

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

by Johnny Pseudonym January 26, 2005

Prima Falsey

When it is immediately obvious that a Female is padding her breasts.

Joe: Aww, she's hot!

Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce Prima Falsey evidence.

Joe: What?

Slug: Her tits are padded, dude.

by Johnny Pseudonym October 12, 2007