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Transhumanism

A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.
In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.
by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008
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Illuminati

Group founded in 18th century Bavaria by Adam Weishaupt; they claimed to possess the true right to the illumination of Christ. They also had republican political views(that is, anti-monarchial, not part of the conservative american political party of today)Thus the Order of Illuminati quickly arose the aiur of the Jesuits and the Catholic Church for their objection to church doctrine and the right of kings. It was in 1785, the Bavarian goverment, fearing Papal retribution; banned the Illuminati from gathering and group membership dwindled until it died. Though it hasn't stopped the Conspiracy theorists; who claim that the Illuminati control world affairs by orchestrating wars and playing both sides so as to keep global events well under their thumbs. This is because most Conspiracy theorists are insane hippies who hate the federal goverment for outlawing psychedelic drugs and bestiality.
Itanimulli is Illuminati spelled backwards. It also happens to be my neighbor's name. Coincidence? Yes.
by Johnny Pseudonym August 27, 2005
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Sunlight

Something my Gothic adversaries must avoid to continue their undead existance and keep that complexion the same deathly-pale color all year round.
Sunlight is a combination of all the frequencies in the visible spectrum that makes rainbows and happy faces.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
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St. Michael

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle...and give Bob a good ass kickin'.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005
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Pope Benedict XVI

Formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, successor of John Paul II. So far he hasn't done much; but that's why he as chosen. The Conclave didn't want another long papacy. (It should be noted that he entered the Hitler youth when membership was complusory. He didn't have a choice in the matter.)
by Johnny Pseudonym August 28, 2005
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Vatican

World's smallest nation. Traditional home of the Pope and the College of Cardinals.
Stop blaming the Vatican for the crimes of the Teutons.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
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San Giorgio

Brand of pasta, named in honor of St. George the Dragon Slayer; an early turkish christian knight who saved a pagan syrian town from a dragon and had a mean recipe for Vermicelli in Vodka sauce.
Tony, go get me a box of San Giorgio you brain-dead Bag of Shit!
by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005
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