Johnny Popcorn's definitions

wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.

My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.

by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017

Louisville Quarter

When a woman pushes back violently slamming down on a penis to extrude an extra quarter inch out of said penis.

You know, a good woman knows how to get an extra quarter inch out of a man, which I discovered, oddly enough, in Louisville. The Louisville Quarter.

by Johnny Popcorn October 16, 2019

Stroll down the old dirt road

Light ass play

Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.

by Johnny Popcorn April 17, 2022

Fucked Down

A person who becomes physically ill by consuming too many non alcoholic beverages or mocktails

Dude, Adrian downed like ten phony Negronis and is so fucked down he has been throwing up since happy hour.

by Johnny Popcorn February 25, 2025