Johnny Hotnuts's definitions

a-spot

It's pretty much the g-spot for guys. When having intercourse a man would have a finger shoved up his sphincter. It supposedly heightens the pleasure.

Alec was having fun with his a-spot last night.

Lalani is obsessed with his a-spot. He practically never takes his finger out of his bum!

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

Lisipi

An acronym used by stoners.
Light It, Smoke It, Pass it.

Yo, lisipi that shit, dawg before i shit myself

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.

That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008

Tommy Salami

Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.

Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

Engine Cranker

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

Pinga

A Spanish slang word for penis.

Tu madre tiene mucho pelo en su pinga.
Your mom has a very hairy penis.
Ladies call me papi chulo for my pinga.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

Wacky Paki

A racist term used to describe anyone of Middle-eastern descent (not always Pakistani.)

That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.

Alec is a wacky paki

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008