Definitions by Johnny Hotnuts

Ledge Monkey 

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.

That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.

Ledge Monkey by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008

Tommy Salami

Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.

Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.

Tommy Salami by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

Engine Cranker 

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

Engine Cranker by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

mitur

It's an offensive term to use at a person of Hindi or Muslim descent. Also a pretty funny prank call.

Me: Hello, I want to make a reservation.
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.

Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!

mitur by Johnny Hotnuts May 5, 2008

Coprophile

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of playing with excretment.

Alec is a big time coprophile, I caught him in the bathroom last nite moaning.

Coprophile by Johnny Hotnuts April 30, 2008

uni-bomber 

A term used to describe a middle-eastern bomber. It is also used to describe people of Chechen descent.

Aladdin was a freakin' uni-bomber

Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.

uni-bomber by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

Wacky Paki 

A racist term used to describe anyone of Middle-eastern descent (not always Pakistani.)

That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.

Alec is a wacky paki

Wacky Paki by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008