Johnny Hotnuts's definitions

Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.

That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008

uni-bomber

A term used to describe a middle-eastern bomber. It is also used to describe people of Chechen descent.

Aladdin was a freakin' uni-bomber

Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

Wacky Paki

A racist term used to describe anyone of Middle-eastern descent (not always Pakistani.)

That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.

Alec is a wacky paki

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

a-spot

It's pretty much the g-spot for guys. When having intercourse a man would have a finger shoved up his sphincter. It supposedly heightens the pleasure.

Alec was having fun with his a-spot last night.

Lalani is obsessed with his a-spot. He practically never takes his finger out of his bum!

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

Coprophile

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of playing with excretment.

Alec is a big time coprophile, I caught him in the bathroom last nite moaning.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 30, 2008

Toucan

1. A person who is said to be homosexual or acts in an effeminate manner.

2. A person with an abnormally large nose.

3. A bird who dwells in tropical regions.

1. That toucan needs to grow some balls and lose the make up.

2. Many Jewish people like me are considered toucans.

3. We grabbed our binoculars and observed the toucan.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

Lisipi

An acronym used by stoners.
Light It, Smoke It, Pass it.

Yo, lisipi that shit, dawg before i shit myself

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008