Johnny Hotnuts's definitions

Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.

That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008

Tommy Salami

Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.

Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

Engine Cranker

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

Lalani

A term used to describe an old white person who is attracted to younger African Americans.

Dawg, that lalani was all over me. I told him I was gay and he left me alone.

Connie is the biggest lalani ever.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

Lisipi

An acronym used by stoners.
Light It, Smoke It, Pass it.

Yo, lisipi that shit, dawg before i shit myself

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

uni-bomber

A term used to describe a middle-eastern bomber. It is also used to describe people of Chechen descent.

Aladdin was a freakin' uni-bomber

Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

Wacky Paki

A racist term used to describe anyone of Middle-eastern descent (not always Pakistani.)

That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.

Alec is a wacky paki

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008