Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.
That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008
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Wacky Paki

A racist term used to describe anyone of Middle-eastern descent (not always Pakistani.)
That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.

Alec is a wacky paki
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
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Pinga

Tu madre tiene mucho pelo en su pinga.
Your mom has a very hairy penis.
Ladies call me papi chulo for my pinga.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
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mitur

It's an offensive term to use at a person of Hindi or Muslim descent. Also a pretty funny prank call.
Me: Hello, I want to make a reservation.
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.

Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!
by Johnny Hotnuts May 05, 2008
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uni-bomber

A term used to describe a middle-eastern bomber. It is also used to describe people of Chechen descent.
Aladdin was a freakin' uni-bomber

Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
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Engine Cranker

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.
I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008
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Lisipi

An acronym used by stoners.
Light It, Smoke It, Pass it.
Yo, lisipi that shit, dawg before i shit myself
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
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