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Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.
That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008
mugGet the Ledge Monkeymug.

Tommy Salami

Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.
Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008
mugGet the Tommy Salamimug.

Roken

An offensive term towards black Jews.
That goddamn roken asked me if i wanted to buy some crack.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
mugGet the Rokenmug.

Toucan

1. A person who is said to be homosexual or acts in an effeminate manner.

2. A person with an abnormally large nose.

3. A bird who dwells in tropical regions.
1. That toucan needs to grow some balls and lose the make up.

2. Many Jewish people like me are considered toucans.

3. We grabbed our binoculars and observed the toucan.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
mugGet the Toucanmug.

Lisipi

An acronym used by stoners.
Light It, Smoke It, Pass it.
Yo, lisipi that shit, dawg before i shit myself
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
mugGet the Lisipimug.

Lalani

A term used to describe an old white person who is attracted to younger African Americans.
Dawg, that lalani was all over me. I told him I was gay and he left me alone.

Connie is the biggest lalani ever.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
mugGet the Lalanimug.

uni-bomber

A term used to describe a middle-eastern bomber. It is also used to describe people of Chechen descent.
Aladdin was a freakin' uni-bomber

Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008
mugGet the uni-bombermug.

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