Definitions by Johnny Eightball

stfumilf 

Shut The Fuck Up, Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Hey! STFUMILF or I'll punch you right in the cocksucker!"
"Please don't use that language around my daughter."
"Oh. OK. Sorry. My apologies to the both of you. Let's go to the post office now."

stfumilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004

pee on the Olson twins

This is a term for a refreshing summer shower usually resulting in a brilliant rainbow.

I love it when the skies open up and pee on the Olson twins. It reminds me of childhood. And lasers for some reason.

pee on the Olson twins by Johnny Eightball June 14, 2004

Hell's Donnie Irises 

Local gang in Pittsburgh known for having small pebble like teeth and thick glasses.

"Aaaaaaah Leeeeeeaaaaaaaah, come out to playeeeaaay!"

"Shit! Run for it, it's Hell's Donnie Irises!"

Hell's Donnie Irises by Johnny Eightball June 11, 2004

wailing on the cub scout 

Sounds ominous, but literally translates as listening with undivided attention.

It's nice to see everyone wailing on the cub scout for a change. Now, please provide a helmet for the button-maker, chop chop.

wailing on the cub scout by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

eating at the y 

Slang for bringing a sandwich to the YMCA to enjoy after playing basketball.

"Want to go grab a bite down the street?"

"Nah, I brought something so I am eating at the Y."

eating at the y by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

thresh the evil fetus 

To harvest olives.

After threshing the fetus, it's common practice in Greece for men to fill the orifices of lamb and sheep with their penises.

thresh the evil fetus by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

total eclipse of the heart 

The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

total eclipse of the heart by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004