pee on the Olson twins

This is a term for a refreshing summer shower usually resulting in a brilliant rainbow.

I love it when the skies open up and pee on the Olson twins. It reminds me of childhood. And lasers for some reason.

by Johnny Eightball June 14, 2004

qilf

Quaker I'd Like to Fuck

Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.

by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004

Missouri compromise

A mullet

See also Kentucky Waterfall.

Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

stfumilf

Shut The Fuck Up, Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Hey! STFUMILF or I'll punch you right in the cocksucker!"
"Please don't use that language around my daughter."
"Oh. OK. Sorry. My apologies to the both of you. Let's go to the post office now."

by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004

fishin' mortician

A mortician that enjoys fishing.

That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

yilf

Yakoff I'd Like to Fuck

"I went to Branson to see Yakoff Smirnoff perform and found my pants were suddenly ill-fitting in the fly zone. He's one yilf, what a country!"

by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004

apilf

Acronym for Apple Pie I'd Like to Fuck, a trend that was made popular by the film "American Pie."

I got so worked up thinking about this aplif I saw on TV that I had to go by a 7-11 to get some Hostess snacks to smear on my genitalia and anus.

by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004