Definitions by Johnny Davison
Crying In The Shit House
A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.
Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
Crying In The Shit House by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Worthless as two tits on a bore hog
Cramer: Look at this car mom.
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!
Mom: It's a ford, its as Worthless as two tits on a bore hog!
Cramer: your right, I'll stick with Chevy's!
Worthless as two tits on a bore hog by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Flipping Tits
Getting overworked or stressed over something.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.
Jamie: Let's sneak out to see Mark tonight.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.
Flipping Tits by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job
Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job is one of thee funniest comedy/sketch show's ever!
Air's on Cartoon Network/AdultSwim.
Starring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.
Air's on Cartoon Network/AdultSwim.
Starring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.
Karen: Anything good on t.v?
Jenny: Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job is on now.
Karen: What the heck is that?
Jenny: Only one of thee funniest shows on television ever!
Karen: ok, what channel?
Jenny: Cartoon Network / Adultswim.
Karen: Heck yes! this show is incredibly awesome!
Jenny: Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job is on now.
Karen: What the heck is that?
Jenny: Only one of thee funniest shows on television ever!
Karen: ok, what channel?
Jenny: Cartoon Network / Adultswim.
Karen: Heck yes! this show is incredibly awesome!
Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
Moby Dickin
Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!
Moby Dickin by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
Mogley
Something or someone that appears to have been through a lot,looking beaten up,broken down or in rough shape.
Alexis: I purchased my new car today, take a look!
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!
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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!
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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.
Mogley by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
Hoofin
Tim: Last night was a blast man, you should have come with!
Eric:What was so fun about it?
Tim: Me and the boys went out hoofing.
Eric: why are you guys always beating up people?
Tim: We like to scrap I guess.
Eric:What was so fun about it?
Tim: Me and the boys went out hoofing.
Eric: why are you guys always beating up people?
Tim: We like to scrap I guess.
Hoofin by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010