Johnny Davison's definitions

Fux'd up

Making a terrible mistake or decision.

Rick: What the heck were you thinking?
Frank: I know man, I really Fux'd up.
Rick: you know she's no good for you.
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Dad: Go grab my hammer boy.
Son: Okay.... * falls off the house*
Dad: How the heck did you manage to break your leg?
Son: I fux'd up dad, I should have walked across the roof instead I ran.

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

O.M.G.

Meaning One Man Girl.

Jenny: I have six boyfriends!
Daniel: Sorry, I'm a O.M.G.

Jenny: Say what?
Daniel: I like to stick with one man you hoe.

by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010

Taco Butt

Developing a big backside due to excessive amount of eating at Taco Bell.

Keri: Look at Jills Taco Butt
Sammy: Yeah, I see her at Taco Bell everyday after school!

by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010

oopsie

1. A Mistake
2. A Accident

3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.

1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?

Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!

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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!

by Johnny Davison March 31, 2010

Moby Dickin

Screwing around or wasting time and or procrastinating.

Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

AfroChan

A Chinese crime fighter with a massive 70's Afro and a wicked mojo.

Willy: HELP SOMEONE SAVE US! WE'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE!

AFROCHAN: kick SMASH Punch BOOM CRACK TING BANG POW SMACK CHOP CHOP CHOP

Criminal: " Falls Over"

Willy: THANK YOU AFROCHAN,! Now me and my wife are safe!

AFROCHAN: Don't thank me, I'm just a Asian with a Afro who fights crime.

by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010

W.T.F.

A saying or slogan meaning We Think Fast.

David: Your so smart kevin!
Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!

by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010