Johnny D 's definitions

Quitters

Large, bulky, unattractive cotton panties. They are called quitters because when a young man reaches up a young woman's skirt to peel off her panties and stumbles upon these large, bukly, ugly panties, he "quits" his attempt to score a feel.

Dude...Jenny wears quitters. How lame is that?

by Johnny D April 18, 2005

Crank Bugs

Crank bugs are not real. Meth user's who are in the advanced stages of meth addiction, feel a tingling sensation on their arms and face and then see hallucinatory bugs and spiders (which really aren't there). They then start digging into and peeling back chunks of their skin and flesh in an attempt to "get at" the little creatures. This creates lots of scabbing, typical on meth addicts. Crank bugs are not your freind. Neither is methamphetamine...Stop using meth!

Man did you see all the scabs on Billy? That dude's been chasing crank bugs big time! I think he needs professional help!

by Johnny D February 1, 2006

Indy Face

Indy Face is a condition that arises from the age old practice of inbreeding in midwestern families. The inbreeding, a strict no-no both biologically and morally, causes facial distortions in offspring of brothers and sisters, dad's and daughters that have "done the nasty." Inbred offspring have very distinct, warped facial features not unlike those with down's syndrome. I see a lot of these kinds of people when I visit the midwest annually, mostly at car shows in Indiana.

We were at the car show the other day and saw this family walking around together. Their kid had a major league case of "Indy Face."

by Johnny D February 7, 2006

reach- around

when two gay men are facing in one direction and the guy behind reaches around and jerks off the guy in front of him

the selfish gay man failed to give a reach- around to his partner

by Johnny D April 5, 2005

cyphernetick

Beautiful Young lady, princess.

Tammy Huynh.

by johnny d October 4, 2003

Thin

A story or an idea that doesn't hold much water

that dudes story was pretty thin yo!

by johnny d January 10, 2005

Yacht Rock

Yacht rock is cheesy pop rock music from the 80s and 90s. Artists like Michael McDonald, Kenny G, Stevie Nicks, Toto and a host of other similar bands comprise artists who performed this music. Think of dudes in their 50s cruising the harbor and snorting cocaine on their yachts blasting Kenny G and you will be able to picture those who enjoy yacht rock

I saw Billy's dad out in Newport Beach the other day cranking out some yacht rock. It made me want to vomit a shade of teal blue puke

by Johnny D May 1, 2006