Definitions by Johnny D

Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.

They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.

Tax break wife by Johnny D September 22, 2021

Kenny Loggins Hot 

This is a term used to describe extremely hot temperatures, usually anything above 100 degrees farenheit. In the 80's, Kenny and his band came out with the song "The Heat is On...On the street"

Dude, It's like Kenny Loggins hot out today!

Kenny Loggins Hot by Johnny D June 21, 2006

Little Elvis 

In gangsta circles, a Little Elvis is a gun, a gat, a piece.

Homey started talkin' way too much smack so I pulled out my Little Elvis and ended the argument

Little Elvis by Johnny D May 23, 2006

Yacht Rock 

Yacht rock is cheesy pop rock music from the 80s and 90s. Artists like Michael McDonald, Kenny G, Stevie Nicks, Toto and a host of other similar bands comprise artists who performed this music. Think of dudes in their 50s cruising the harbor and snorting cocaine on their yachts blasting Kenny G and you will be able to picture those who enjoy yacht rock

I saw Billy's dad out in Newport Beach the other day cranking out some yacht rock. It made me want to vomit a shade of teal blue puke

Yacht Rock by Johnny D May 1, 2006

Slap Leather 

To slap leather is to break out the bill fold and lay down some dollars

If you want to ride like the big dogs, you gotta slap leather home boy!

Slap Leather by Johnny D April 27, 2006

Indy Face 

Indy Face is a condition that arises from the age old practice of inbreeding in midwestern families. The inbreeding, a strict no-no both biologically and morally, causes facial distortions in offspring of brothers and sisters, dad's and daughters that have "done the nasty." Inbred offspring have very distinct, warped facial features not unlike those with down's syndrome. I see a lot of these kinds of people when I visit the midwest annually, mostly at car shows in Indiana.

We were at the car show the other day and saw this family walking around together. Their kid had a major league case of "Indy Face."

Indy Face by Johnny D February 7, 2006

Crank Bugs

Crank bugs are not real. Meth user's who are in the advanced stages of meth addiction, feel a tingling sensation on their arms and face and then see hallucinatory bugs and spiders (which really aren't there). They then start digging into and peeling back chunks of their skin and flesh in an attempt to "get at" the little creatures. This creates lots of scabbing, typical on meth addicts. Crank bugs are not your freind. Neither is methamphetamine...Stop using meth!

Man did you see all the scabs on Billy? That dude's been chasing crank bugs big time! I think he needs professional help!

Crank Bugs by Johnny D February 1, 2006