A malformed infant.
by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!
by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).
I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.
by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.
by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

Och, laddie, ye should be goin' down to Biggenhaird's office !! Ye'll be gettin' some gude Scots advice, that's sure !!
by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

"The police in Glendale, California, raided a large party yesterday evening. Among the goods confiscated were alcoholic beverages, Quaalude, cocaine, and a substantial amount of a potent marijuana concentrate called Thai stick."
by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004
