snootful

A snootful refers to an excess of anything inhaled through the nostrils. I believe that "snot" is related to "snoot."

Aye, methinks that ye had a snootful last night, laddie !!!

by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005

pencil swirl

A hallucination seen when on LSD, kind of like a kaleidoscope of Greek epsilons.

My vision was full of pencil swirls that exploded into color when a truck backfired.

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

bong'n'prong

Bong'n'prong is a dating service that can be reached at a 1 800 number. First you bong, then you prong !!!

"Are you having trouble with your sex life ? Call 1 800 bong'n'prong today !! We always satisfy !!!"

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

pogey

Verb meaning to butt-fuck. Used primarily in connotation with prison.

I pogeyed him in the wazoo-oo-ooh !!!

by Johnny Chingas May 03, 2004

toilet bowl

A championsip game culminating a season of competition with various teams.

Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.

I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.

by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005

butt-bang

A "butt-bang" can either mean a rear action (Careful, honey, it's my first time) or a "rear-ender" car accident.

" I butt-banged 'er..!"

by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005