Johnny 's definitions

poop master

One who is the master of poop.

Tommy is a the master of all poop masters. He likes poop on a stick. Therfor he is the poop master.

by Johnny October 2, 2003

filthy cunt

girl who fucks over guys, is a real slut, and should kill herself.

this girl christina i met from qnz is a filthy cunt

by johnny January 3, 2004

ssssean

someone who loves to have sex with edwin oak, also loves to get stoned.

that ssssean kid loves the cock.

by Johnny January 30, 2005

dumpling

a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.

I tried to take a fat dump but could only squeeze out a dumpling.

by Johnny April 2, 2005

Vietnam

a country

go vietnam soccer!

by johnny September 18, 2003

pussywhomp

originating in Bellville Texas by Johnny Woehst, "pussywhomp" was a term used to describe emokids. It can also be used to describe anything else that retains the qualitys of a person that is both a pussy and a whomp.

Russell: Damn John, what do you have against emokids?
John: They are a bunch of fuckin pussywhomps.

by Johnny March 15, 2005

Mullet

The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.

Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!

by Johnny July 9, 2004