when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.
by johnny February 20, 2004
1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.
by Johnny July 16, 2004
The act in which a man jumps off an object higher than the spot where the woman is lying and lands with his penis directly inserting into her vagina. If it is a direct hit, both parties will have an instant orgasm simultaneously.
by Johnny September 01, 2003