39 definitions by Johnny Rocketfingers

shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2004

LMFGDAO

Short form of Laugh My Fucking God Damn Ass Off.

Depending on the person's age, gender, and many other variables, the use of LMFGDAO can be annoying, funny, or common ground between both.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003

Yakuza

The Japanese mafia. Tolerated in Japanese because they own things like casinos.

Man, the Yakuza rock!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 19, 2003

message board

A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.

Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003

protien shake

A poorly spelled version of protein shake.

Protein shake is one exception to the "I before E" rule.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 18, 2003

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003