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Confused him

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

Br Jude

Br Jude is the nicest teacher in LSC. Ever. According to Jasper, Br Jude doesn't speak in the lessons. Or more precisely, he talks in a way so advanced that we normal people can't understand. He found a way to solve this problem. In his lessons, he gives us videos to watch and tells us to self learn, when we can't understand the questions, he doesn't care. In the exams, we get low marks, he still doesn't care. We love this teacher so much!

(Br stands for Brother)

Br Jude lesson he gives out the test paper.

Br Jude: (calls our student numbers) Number thrie!

Number three goes out to get the test paper.

Br Jude: Number Dee!

All studnets: ???

by JohnMakFan December 1, 2020

No spine animal(Mak)

No spine animal, or無脊椎動物in chinese, is a phrase used by John Mak in LSC to tell others they have a curved sitting posture. People getting told they are No spine animal might find it annoying, other students will laugh although they have no idea what is No spine animal.

Student A: sits in a poor posture
Mak: You are 無脊椎動物!!
Students: Ha ha!

No spine animal(Mak)

by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020

ZhouPLIEAK Steven

ZhouPLIEAK Steven is ZhouMAK Steven's nickname, first created by 8745. He is famous for dating SIX girls at the same time. He also makes weird hand gestures while doing stuff. Especially while doing presentations.

ZhouPLIEAK Steven tried slapping his face when doing a presentation.

Steven: Presentation Presentat...

Steven slaps his face.

All students: NONONONO SOMEONE HELP HIM

by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

Piece of cake(Mak)

This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.

Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.

Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.

Piece of cake(Mak)

by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020

*drop books on table

signature move of Simon Lo

student A: *drop books on table ) I am simon lo
Simon Lo: *drop books on table ) What did u just say!?!?!?!?!?
student B: gotta get out of here

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Wan Lo

Wan Lo goes by his nickname of Wanlodica, which is the name of the instrument he is a god at. He is bald.

His forehead glows.

Student A: That big-ass, ginormous, colossal, gigantic, tremendously, gargantuan forehead of Wan Lo

Student B: is brighter than your future

by JohnMakFan April 26, 2021