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Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.
Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!
Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!
Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020
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Legend has it that its power is second to Mjonier.
Mjonier
Miljioner
Mjionielr (I just gave up at this point)
(Damn it i can't spell.)
Legend has it that its power is second to Mjonier.
Mjonier
Miljioner
Mjionielr (I just gave up at this point)
(Damn it i can't spell.)
Important lesson no.1
Student A: Hey new guy. So this is 8745. He's like the worst teacher in the history of worst teachers.
New guy: I mean, he doesn't seem that bad right. You know, in primary school we used to-
8745: ALL OF YOU CUNTS FUCKING STAND UP CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!
New guy: Woah this dudde-
Student A: Shhhh he's gonna-
8745 throws 8744 at Student A's head and he disintegrates on spot. Then 8744 returns to his hand, like the classic Thor move.
8745: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GONNA REMOVE ALL YOUR BALLS
---New guy shaking in fear---
And kids, that's why you don't talk in class.
Student A: Hey new guy. So this is 8745. He's like the worst teacher in the history of worst teachers.
New guy: I mean, he doesn't seem that bad right. You know, in primary school we used to-
8745: ALL OF YOU CUNTS FUCKING STAND UP CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!
New guy: Woah this dudde-
Student A: Shhhh he's gonna-
8745 throws 8744 at Student A's head and he disintegrates on spot. Then 8744 returns to his hand, like the classic Thor move.
8745: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GONNA REMOVE ALL YOUR BALLS
---New guy shaking in fear---
And kids, that's why you don't talk in class.
by JohnMakFan August 25, 2021
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THAT'S WHY HE'S CALLED KINGKONG, OKAY?
THAT'S WHY HE'S CALLED KINGKONG, OKAY?
Student A: KingKong is big-ass, ginormous, colossal, gigantic, tremendously, gargantuan, humongous, massive
Simon Lo: SHUT THE FUGE UP! KingKong is an infinitesimal microscopic undeveloped young lil boi
Simon Lo: and i'm gonna give all my books to him
Jasper: Oh shi...
Simon Lo: SHUT THE FUGE UP! KingKong is an infinitesimal microscopic undeveloped young lil boi
Simon Lo: and i'm gonna give all my books to him
Jasper: Oh shi...
by JohnMakFan April 25, 2021
Get the KingKong mug.WTF is often mistaken as a swear word (what the f***). But it's real meaning is well, that's fantastic.
Student A: 8745 got kicked out of school.
Student B: W,TF!
Student A: Don't swear.
Student B: No I didn't. I said Well, That's Fantastic!
Student B: W,TF!
Student A: Don't swear.
Student B: No I didn't. I said Well, That's Fantastic!
by JohnMakFan January 12, 2021
Get the W,TF mug.This is a word used by Simon Lo in LSC. When a student doesn't hand in homework, he tells them to copy others' homework. If they don't listen, he will 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C them. 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C is murdering in chinese.
Student P: I forgot to hand in my homework.
Simon Lo: COPY OTHERS!!!
Student P: *doesn't care
After a while
Simon Lo: You don't do anything?!? 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C!!
Simon Lo: COPY OTHERS!!!
Student P: *doesn't care
After a while
Simon Lo: You don't do anything?!? 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C!!
by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020
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