19 definitions by JohnMakFan
The legendary hammer of 8745, the man.
Legend has it that its power is second to Mjonier.
Mjonier
Miljioner
Mjionielr (I just gave up at this point)
(Damn it i can't spell.)
Legend has it that its power is second to Mjonier.
Mjonier
Miljioner
Mjionielr (I just gave up at this point)
(Damn it i can't spell.)
Important lesson no.1
Student A: Hey new guy. So this is 8745. He's like the worst teacher in the history of worst teachers.
New guy: I mean, he doesn't seem that bad right. You know, in primary school we used to-
8745: ALL OF YOU CUNTS FUCKING STAND UP CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!
New guy: Woah this dudde-
Student A: Shhhh he's gonna-
8745 throws 8744 at Student A's head and he disintegrates on spot. Then 8744 returns to his hand, like the classic Thor move.
8745: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GONNA REMOVE ALL YOUR BALLS
---New guy shaking in fear---
And kids, that's why you don't talk in class.
Student A: Hey new guy. So this is 8745. He's like the worst teacher in the history of worst teachers.
New guy: I mean, he doesn't seem that bad right. You know, in primary school we used to-
8745: ALL OF YOU CUNTS FUCKING STAND UP CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!
New guy: Woah this dudde-
Student A: Shhhh he's gonna-
8745 throws 8744 at Student A's head and he disintegrates on spot. Then 8744 returns to his hand, like the classic Thor move.
8745: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GONNA REMOVE ALL YOUR BALLS
---New guy shaking in fear---
And kids, that's why you don't talk in class.
by JohnMakFan August 25, 2021
This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.
Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.
Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.
Piece of cake(Mak)
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.
Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.
Piece of cake(Mak)
by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020
PURE TORTURE! Edpuzzle is where Simon Lo posts his 'science' videos. In the videos, He sings dan~dan~dan~ dan~dan~ dan~ dan~dan~ the school song, then pictures himself sitting on a chair and makes dumb jokes. This counts as homework, and you can't fast forward or use any way to make it go faster. His video is at least one and a half hour, and every 5 mins there will be a short question you have to answer, if you think you can walk away from your computer and chill, it's impossible.
Simon Lo(In whatsapp group): Edpuzzle in google classroom
Student A(In his head): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student A tells others there is Edpuzzle.
Students: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student A(In his head): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student A tells others there is Edpuzzle.
Students: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by JohnMakFan November 14, 2020
No spine animal, or無脊椎動物in chinese, is a phrase used by John Mak in LSC to tell others they have a curved sitting posture. People getting told they are No spine animal might find it annoying, other students will laugh although they have no idea what is No spine animal.
by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020
Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.
Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!
Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!
Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020