John griffin's definitions

Mel

A nickname for a girl named Melissa or Melanie. Coolest girl around. She is really down to earth and has a lot of friends. She also has the sexiest booty ever. All guys want to hit that. From behind.

Man, see that booty on that girl? She must be a Mel!

by John griffin February 13, 2013

Feek

Slang for fecal matter.

"Dude, you just feeked your pants"

by John Griffin August 24, 2003

peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 28, 2004

homote

Homosexual person. Synonyms include: fagmo.

"Hey you! Captain K-Y!" That guy's a total Fucking homote.

by John Griffin February 8, 2004

sentinel

Internet handle for one of the coolest guys around -- Johnny Spazz, or "J" to the "G" (me). Longest stay is at guitar.com: 2000-

Sentinel spends way too much time on misc using photoshop and laming it up.

by john griffin May 28, 2004

coit

short for 'coitis' (sexual intercourse)

"see that chick over on the couch, we're going to coit later"

by John Griffin May 12, 2004

chewah

Chewing tobacco

I always watch Conan with a chewah. Where the fuck is my spitter?

by John Griffin February 8, 2004