John Smith's definitions

næijh

A bad Norwegian word that should not be uttered in this place.

Norwegian English
næjih = no/nah/nay

næijh, i do not want to suck your cock.

by John Smith August 18, 2003

m1a1

This is comparable to the M1A2It has the 120mm M256 cannon, improved fire control system, and NBC overpressure system, and improved suspension. These improvements give the M1A1 greater shoot-on-the move capabilities and an increased first round probability against advanced enemy armor. It also has a crew of 4 and 3 7.62mm M240 anti-personnel machine guns mounted on it.

35 M1 tanks were destroyed by Iraqi fire during Operation Desert Storm.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

bapanese

Black Version of Wapanese

Furuhoshi Is Black (i.e Bapa)

by John Smith May 13, 2005

snakeeyes

openly camp homosexual

people who act like queers off of 60's tv

by John Smith March 27, 2003

739

codeword for "sex" (sex is 7 3 9 on a mobile fone keypad)

me n muh galz jus did 739 in da basement!

by John Smith January 11, 2004

gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...

A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.

by John Smith October 14, 2004

huw man

Geezer how gets big muscles from this thing called grey skull

"by the power of grey skull, i have the power!"

by John Smith January 6, 2004