John Smith's definitions

triangulize

To put into a triangular formation

3 beer pong cups into a triangular formation

by John Smith March 26, 2005

MANDINGO

black man with huge cock

Brian is the mandingo in mandingo junction.

by John Smith March 30, 2005

lion tamer

grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.

That girl was so loose I pulled the lion tamer on her with no problem.

by john smith March 30, 2005

Ricci

A ranchy transvestite who enjoys placing rasins in her anus

Dude, did you see that Ricci, she smells schtanky

by john smith December 30, 2004

Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who is a decent person, and has supported many of the public interests in California. However, he has failed in the same place Grey Davis did. He has done nothing new to balance the budget. He merely took many loans, and somehow the intelligent californias are none-the-wiser.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: They are GIRLI MEN

by John Smith January 4, 2005

peach pinch

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.

Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.

by John Smith January 22, 2005

Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

by John Smith January 27, 2005