John R.'s definitions

frenulum

the sensitive area on a penis where the head (glans) and the shaft meet on the bottom side.

After years of boring blowjobs she knelt in front of me and tongued my frenulum;it was the quickest that I had ever gotten off !

by John R. December 9, 2003

labia

piss flaps

Her labia hung down so far that she decided to get her piss flaps surgically reduced.

by John R. January 2, 2004

Load

a portion of cum

Just as she finished rolling the condom onto my dick I blew my load.

by John R. December 9, 2003

u-2

famous spy plane of the Cold War era.American aircraft,more glider than powered plane.Still in use today.

Francis Gary Powers' U-2 was shot down; he didn't eat his cyanide pill.

by John R. December 9, 2003

penetration sex

occurs when you get to actually put your penis inside her vagina.Contrasts with being Lewinski'd or given a blowjob or a hand job, or she presses your cock between her tits and rubs you off. Do not confuse with anal sex.

We dated for 6 months, she did everything for me, but finally gave me penetration sex.

by John R. January 2, 2004

Bird

beaver, twat, cunt

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, meaning a cum-shot in the bird is better than 2 cum-shots over the tits or on the belly (beaver)

by John R. December 9, 2003

dummy load

1) an artificial antenna (one which does not radiate radio energy, therefore does not communicate)

2) something (or someone) who absorbs energy but gives nothing in return

3) an male ejaculate that contains no sperm (that is, he has had a vasectomy)

1) he put a dummy load on the transmitter to test it (without it radiating and possibly interfering with other communications).

2) Nigel's a dummy load.

3) He delivered a dummy load into the box.

by John R. December 24, 2003