slipadicktome

woman:pull out your cock and slide it into my vagina, gentLY, PLEASE !!!

man:done !

I was so horny that I pulled off my underpants and asked him to slipadicktome.

by John R. January 04, 2004

vampire's teabag

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

by John R. December 04, 2003

mutandine

"small underwear" in the Italian language. Such as a thong, bikini briefs.

As the wind lifted her skirt, I saw her mutandine (not to mention, her tampon string).

by John R. December 04, 2003

blubberfuck

penetration sex with any woman over 190 pounds

She peeled her clothes off, I knew it wasn't love, but I'd never had a blubberfuck over my own 220 pounds so I did her.

by John R. January 02, 2004

rice burner

(1) Japanese motorcycle
(2) person born in an oriental country

(1) "His Honda is a rice burner" said the Harley rider.

(2) that slanty-eyed little rice burner is the best Honda tuner in town.

by John R. December 08, 2003

frenulum

the sensitive area on a penis where the head (glans) and the shaft meet on the bottom side.

After years of boring blowjobs she knelt in front of me and tongued my frenulum;it was the quickest that I had ever gotten off !

by John R. December 09, 2003

Bird

twat, cunt, labia, vagina, you get the idea....a women's genitalia

I was a virgin until Bob mounted my bird.

by John R. December 09, 2003