John R.'s definitions

penelope ruth

Love of my life.....my WHOLE life.

I shud have been more-attentive to Penelope Ruth

by John R. January 2, 2004

DE

"from", commonly used on the internet and in Amateur Radio

best regards de your loverboy

by John R. December 15, 2003

Bird

twat, cunt, labia, vagina, you get the idea....a women's genitalia

I was a virgin until Bob mounted my bird.

by John R. December 9, 2003

off the island

1) out of line

2) unpopular

3) antisocial

You are really so off the island (as in those reality tv shows where you get voted off because you're some kind of fuck-up)

by John R. December 29, 2003

pussy whipped

adjective describes a male who is totally at the mercy of his girlfriend/wife/lover and does everything she says without protest

I was so pussy whipped with the first wife that she controlled my access to friends, hobbies, food, tv, and sex. I broke loose and had an affair where I called all the shots, where we met, where we ate, what we ate, when we fucked, whether we used birthcontrol or not, whether I mounted her during her period or not, when we exchanged oral sex.

by John R. December 9, 2003

Lube

a condom which is already treated with lubricant inside the package

her pussy was a mite dry last night so I rolled on a lube before I mounted her

by John R. December 9, 2003

mound

on a woman, the soft pad of fat over the pubic bone, just above the vulva

at the last moment, I pulled it out and ejaculated onto her mound

by John R. December 9, 2003