in the oven

a place where the selected object can grow, mature, come to fruition, finalize
1)she's got a bun in the oven (= she's pregnant)
2)they've got a bun in the oven (= they're an item and she's pregnant)
3)i've got a new application in the oven (=i'm working on some new software)
4)i've got a new project in the oven (=i'm working on a new project at the office, that is, in my day job)
by John R. December 31, 2003
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precum

The pearlescent drop of cloudy sticky fluid that forms at the tip of the penis after visual or physical stimulation
"She had teased his cock for nigh on 20 minutes. Just before she began to suck him,she found a drop of precum oozing from his meatus.She licked it off with apparent relish and smiled up at him."

His cock oozed pre cum as he watched the porno flick
by John R. December 09, 2003
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tummy

that delicious curve below a woman's navel
Her tummy really turns me on since she started wearing low-cut briefs and no belt
by John R. December 09, 2003
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off the island

You are really so off the island (as in those reality tv shows where you get voted off because you're some kind of fuck-up)
by John R. December 29, 2003
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hand job

when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)
She had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. It was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. It left him completely drained.
by John R. January 03, 2004
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ky

the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet
Back in the 60s my favourite night of the year was right after my wife had her Pap Smear done; the doctor lubricated the speculum with KY, and there was enuff left in her muff that I could just "glide til I cried"
by John R. December 09, 2003
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mount

(1) when a male animal moves on and into the female for mating.
(2) when the female animal moves onto the male penis for mating.
We drank, kissed, talked for 20 minutes. I kissed her again, then nuzzled her neck, brushing against her breasts. She complained ofbeing warm andpulled off her sweater. I undressed and asked her if she would join me in bed. She quickly stripped, lay down beside me, and pressed her tits and belly against me. Then she rolled onto her back, raised her knees off the bed, and I was finally able to mount her, ramming my cock deep into her vagina on the 4th thrust.
by John R. December 09, 2003
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