Definitions by John J Lannon

QAW 

Abbreviation - Queef At Will

Man 1: Did the date go well?

Man 2: Yeah, just a little gross. She could QAW

QAW by John J Lannon February 8, 2009

Laxattack 

A sudden onset of diarrhea induced by means of laxative poisoning.

Guy 1: So i was at this concert and... (Guy one runs away.)
Guy 3: Where did he go?
Guy 2: Laxattack. I put some laxatives in his coffee this morning

Laxattack by John J Lannon January 26, 2009

Vick's Vapor Rub 

A common remedy for nasal congestion due to the common cold

The opposite of Cologne, worn by men who are determined to NOT get laid.

I got a cold, so I used some Vick's Vapor Rub.

Dude, you smell like Vick's... You can't go out like that!

Vick's Vapor Rub by John J Lannon January 26, 2009

Phone Elbow 

A soreness or aching of the elbow joint due to extended periods of phone conversation.

Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm

Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?

Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.

Phone Elbow by John J Lannon January 21, 2009

Erotograph

A pornographic picture

I found an erotograph hidden under my dad's mattress.

Erotograph by John J Lannon January 21, 2009

Breests

Beastly breasts; i.e. a pair of breasts exhibiting extraordinary size and/or density

man 1: Dude, she's STACKED
man 2: Yeah, those are some insane breests

Breests by John J Lannon January 16, 2009

Seductative 

A type of medicine, usually some sort of mild hallucinogen, that induces a low resistance to seduction. Formed from Seductive + Sedative

man 1: Did you do her?
man 2: Yeah... I probably shouldn't have, but i was on seductatives!

Seductative by John J Lannon January 16, 2009