John Gaskell's definitions

Cocky's Hut

An Overlarge Belly usually due to heavy drinking, short Slang for 'Cocky Watchmans Hut', Gut.Also: Ned Kelly

GIRL: " I'm not bein funny but that Cockys Hut is gettin fuckin massive, I've been gettin onto it when I suckin ye cock"
LAD: " Does it get in the way? do you want me to get the crash helmet out the shed or what? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

TittleCocks

A Game usually played by Rigger's were during intercourse with a women, the man reaches round and inserts his index finger up her arsehole thus being able to feel his dick on the other side.

RIGGER: " Are you still seeing that bird, the dirty one? "
LAD A: " she's not dirty and yeh I'm seeing her. Its been about 2 months now "
RIGGER: " are you on Farting Terms yet?
LAD A: " she doesn't fart, she's a clean girl "
RIGGER: " so you haven't played TittleCocks then? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Friggin

A word meaning to masturbate if you are a female of the species

" I love to watch her Friggin "

by John Gaskell June 5, 2004

Sly Goose

An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.

" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Plazzy

Slang meaning Plastic

" I robbed some cunts wallet down a Jigger last night with a Plazzy shooter that I took from a Bairn "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

Birko

A person from Birkenhead often people get confused who live elsewhere in the country by the accent and think they're Scousers but the attire of a Birko suggests otherwise i.e the male usually sports an 80's mustache with a bright red Adidas track suit and blue felt Reebok Classic (the ones your mam used to wear for Aerobics class) and a skinhead with a fringe down to their eyes. The female usually sports skin tight pink Plazzy skirt with a dirty white top with 'squeeze me tits ye dorty bastad' felt letters on it

" Them fuckin Birko's stink of fish and smack, they're all tanked on Super

by John Gaskell March 23, 2004

Dog Nasty

When someone breaks wind and it smells very potent, similar to that of a wet dog but much worse.

" aarrrr fuckin smell that ye cunt, its a Dog Nasty "

by John Gaskell March 25, 2004