John Doe 's definitions

dried apricot

piece of flesh hanging from vaginal regions of female who's pussy has copped a battering over the years

"check the dried apricot hanging from that strippers beaver

by John Doe April 21, 2003

Trekkie

Anyone who watches star trek is considered a trekkie.

Omg Your A Damn Trekkie!

by John Doe June 27, 2004

Peter's Mom

Peter Bantle's mom, by far the hottest mom in the history of the universe! I want to F*CK her up the @$$!

peter's mom is hot! I want to do her so bad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by John Doe April 25, 2005

chilla

(noun) Swedish variation of chill, means literally "to chill". See also chill.

Ey grabben! Chilla!

by John Doe May 8, 2003

boxer

hyperactive dog that licks, chews, and slobbers unrelentlessly.

This boxer just shit on my floor
That boxer is humping my leg

by John Doe November 12, 2003

Evil Windu

One bad arse Marine.

by John Doe July 27, 2003

Swass

No, No, No. You all got it wrong. The word comes from the contraction of the words SWAMP and ASS to get SWASS. A person with swass smells to high hell and you can hardly stand being next to the motherfucker.

That god damn chris has got some swass going on today!

by John Doe October 22, 2004