Definitions by John Doe

Camo Joint 

a faggot ass hat worn by Michael Allen

Chris broke Mikes camo joint

Camo Joint by John Doe April 1, 2004

php 

Web programming language to make websites dynamic.

<?php // Begins php
print "string"; // Displays string
echo "sring"; // Displays string
$a="Left"; Defines variable a
if ($a==="Left") print "A equals Left"; /* If variable a equals Left then display A equals Left */
?>

php by John Doe March 28, 2004

bb 

short for porn star Briana Banks

Dude, BB is so hot!

bb by John Doe March 28, 2004

alien nut 

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

alien nut by john doe March 17, 2004

first kiss 

first time for a kiss on the lips none of that cheek crap

I got my first kiss with that slut Katy Tucker

first kiss by john doe March 16, 2004

Barhole

this one guy i know, he's pretty cool.

hey, it's Barhole

Barhole by John Doe March 10, 2004

eased

Verb: To easily complete a task. Usually used when one beats an opponent at a competetive task.

"oh man, I eased Dave at table hockey last night"

eased by John Doe February 22, 2004