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num nums

the sound my screwdriver makes as it penetrates your eyeball
you gave my girlfriend the num nums now have some of my num nums
by john doe May 21, 2003
mugGet the num numsmug.

University High School

A small independent high school in San Francisco. The school is very challenging, and it is better than Urban.
Guy 1: What's that cool school in San Francisco?
Guy 2: It's University!
by John Doe January 9, 2005
mugGet the University High Schoolmug.

slorth

Slorth you! I just slorthed on over there.
by john doe May 13, 2005
mugGet the slorthmug.

Pudster

A kid who thinks he is cool and is really a total fag and gets strap-on dildoes up his ass by a n ass-goblin.
Pudster is walking a little funny after last night.
by John Doe July 12, 2004
mugGet the Pudstermug.

BibleThumper

sys0p is a BibleThumper.
by John Doe November 10, 2003
mugGet the BibleThumpermug.

Disney

An infamous corporation, whose sole goal in the economic world is to control every single aspect of the universe. Since their only goal of world domination wouldn't go over with the people of the world, this evil corporation disguises itself as being a "fun-loving, good-will-fostering, happy place." WHICH IS A BIG LIE! The Disney corporation is morphing the minds of the world's youth, into something almost "not human." And who is their spokesperson? A FUCKING RAT!
666, Dante's Inferno, The 7 levels of hell, Detroit Michigan, Devil's Playground
by John Doe May 13, 2005
mugGet the Disneymug.

Benedictine

We are the shit. We party harder and longer than any other school. We are an all boys school, but we pull more pussy than any other school. St. Chris sucks. we will always be better than them along with any other all guy school. We can beat anyones ass that tries to step to us. We are not in the VIP because we arent fucking queers. Anybody that has gone to benedictine is a cadet for life and will bleed green til the day they die....We are the best thing that could happen to the city of richmond
st. chris kid #1: those BHS kids are pretty cool
st. chris kid #2: yea i no i wish we could be as cool as them
st. chris kid #1: yea but we cant because we are extremely gay
st. chris kid #2: how are we even having this convo with all this nut on our face
by john doe April 19, 2005
mugGet the Benedictinemug.

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