John Doe's definitions

Icicle

When the blood vessels in one's penis freeze while erect upon entering an extremely cold environment.

Dude, I went outside to piss, and came back with the biggest icicle.

by John Doe January 24, 2005

paris hilton

The heiress to the hilton hotel fortune. All you people are just jealous because she's hot, rich, famous, and she did it all by looking awesome and being in the right places at the right time (apart from her sex tape, which just made her even more famous.)

"isn't that paris hilton dancing on that table?"
"yes, she's quite the party girl"

by John Doe January 26, 2005

Cebollas

(n) Spanish in origin, the word is used in english to describe a horrible stench, one so potent it could kill a man. Such a stench is radiated by the Peter Castelli.

It smells like cebollas; EVACUATE!

by John Doe January 28, 2005

tim monday

to be annoyed in many ways when you talk

today i accidently pulled a tim monday

by john doe February 11, 2005

Disney

An infamous corporation, whose sole goal in the economic world is to control every single aspect of the universe. Since their only goal of world domination wouldn't go over with the people of the world, this evil corporation disguises itself as being a "fun-loving, good-will-fostering, happy place." WHICH IS A BIG LIE! The Disney corporation is morphing the minds of the world's youth, into something almost "not human." And who is their spokesperson? A FUCKING RAT!

666, Dante's Inferno, The 7 levels of hell, Detroit Michigan, Devil's Playground

by John Doe May 13, 2005

wtfmao

Want to f!@K my ass off

Holy shit she just called me, shell wtfmao!

by John Doe May 13, 2005

Ritchie Jao

A stupid lieng son of a bitch asian that should be hung

Me:"Hi Ritchie Jao"
RJ:"Im an asshole"
Well, ther ya hav it

by John Doe February 23, 2005