Definitions by John Barry

Rock ape 

1.Person of middle-eastern descent. 2.Semi-evolved being (see yard ape). 3.Derogatory term for ethnic or stupid person. 4.Cave dweller.

1.Terrorists are generally rock apes.

Rock ape by John Barry November 20, 2004

Goitre 

1.Large, ugly growth protruding from the body, usually the face. 2.Misspronunciation by girlfriend of word guitar. 3.Ugly person.

1.My auntie had a goitre removed from her face. 2."Can you play a tune on your goitre for me?" 3.George W. Bush is a goitre.

Goitre by John Barry November 20, 2004

STD Lucky Dip 

1.Insult meaning a person with various or numerous sexually transmitted diseases. 2.Person with poor genital hygiene. 3.Person who you would most likely catch an unknown STD if slept with.

1.I'd never fuck you,It'd be like an STD lucky dip.

STD Lucky Dip by John Barry November 20, 2004

Gibberish 

1.Total nonsense talk, unintelligible or foreign language. 2.Communication using various noises, illegitimate words, nonsense or sounds. 3. Sentence, phrase or general communication not making sense, sometimes induced by several days of smoking crack or other substance.

1.Crack-heads all speak gibberish. 2.John Howard talks gibberish. 3.Drug loving hippies bopping down in a stone bearded trippywobble.

Gibberish by John Barry November 20, 2004

Gibberology 

1.The study or art of speaking gibberish.

1.I have a PhD in Gibberology.

Gibberology by John Barry November 20, 2004

Wober

1.Accumulation of mucous and crusty particles in the nose or nasal cavity. See booger. Also called snot, nose jam. Sometimes eaten.

1.My nose is filled with wobers. 2.My little brother is a wober.

Wober by John Barry November 20, 2004

Janal 

1.Slang or shortened term for Jane Turner.

1.I know a girl who loves janal.

Janal by John Barry November 20, 2004