John's definitions

Licalotopuss

Lesbian dinosaur

A dinosaur that licks another dinosaurs pussy and the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs.

by john December 12, 2003

Blub Blub Blub

When a child drowns in the bathtub because he is pissing me off and i'm hungover

Dunk his head.....blub blub blub argle bargle

by john December 12, 2003

rustic

Ron neal

ron neal is rather rustic rouldn't you say?

by john December 12, 2003

WAL-MART

A place where 500 pound lardo's come to ride around on scooter's ich their asses and buy junk food and ride around the store all day looking at stuff because they have nothing better to do.

Hey sir, could you get me 10 bags of pork groins.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

Wal-mart

A place where people like hold their family reunions making a ring in a main area of traffic flow and talk for hours and do not move out of the way when you want to get by.dumb asses.

Excuse me ,excuse me, idiots.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

wal-mart

A place where idiots like to shop and complain.

Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

dude

refering to someone as a infected hair on an elephants butt

ura dude

by john December 13, 2003