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readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.
by John March 18, 2004
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rot

I want to plant my tree in some rot.
by John March 18, 2004
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fallen angel

by john March 19, 2004
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28 days later

In England, "28 days later" is roughly the equivalent of "four to six weeks later" in America -- like when you order something out of a catalog and they say the merchandise will be arriving in the near future.
Thank you for ordering "The Greatest Hits of Kathie Lee Gifford." You can expect it 28 days later.
by John March 20, 2004
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high maintenance

A person who has expensive taste (re. clothing, restaurants, etc.).
This person is never comfortable because he/she is constantly concerned about his/her appearance.
This person feels they are better than most people and usually judge others based on outward appearances.
by John March 22, 2004
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www

The only acronym that takes longer to say than the actual phrase it is meant to abbreviate.
World Wide Web - 3 syllables
"Double U, Double U, Double U" - 9 syllables
by John March 22, 2004
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lynore domegan

Hey back away from lynore domegan, shes mine u assface!
by john March 22, 2004
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