John's definitions

gooseberry

A "gooseberry" is a person who will tag along to a couple or a few couples, but they themselves are single, usually being an ugly friend or accquiantance who you can't bear to leave out as he/she will feel awful.

A friend who come with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend to the cinema.

by John May 13, 2005

sp00n

A nigger. But not like most niggers, he has class.

damn that guy is a Sp00n.

by John August 25, 2004

brown ice

This is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in the freezer, then uses it as a dildo.

Sally is using the brown ice she has made over night.

by John July 5, 2006

tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.

1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"

by John June 18, 2006

jr5

fucking best player ever to play ss

newbie123> wtf just happend

newbie123 killed by jr5

by john May 29, 2004

pamela anderson

Gave me hepititus c

You can look but u betta not touch.

by john June 2, 2004

fuck-ay

short for 'fucking oath'
(who can be fucked saying fucking oath)

'we goin subbers for luncho?'
response: "fuck-ay"

by john June 15, 2004